EVERY BET, I'M FAR MORE BRAINY THAN MOST MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018!
Ever heard the NONSENSE which these SIMPLETONS babble in INTERVIEWS?
Stupid BLATHER on the INTELLECTUAL LEVEL of less gifted THIRD GRADERS!
The DEFICIENCIES in their NOODLES get OFFSET with unmatched CONCEIT!
Each successful KICK becomes a HISTORIC FEAT with NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!
«DEAR TELEVISION AUDIENCE! TODAY, I WAS ONCE AGAIN AWFULLY FAMOUS!»
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
TIME TO ENJOY FANTASTIC FOOTBALL GAMES!
Because the FOOTBALL WORLD CUP 2018 takes currently place in RUSSIA!
Where the 32 best FOOTBALL TEAMS compete for the WORLD CUP TITLE!
A welcome PAUSE of 31 DAYS from the IDIOTIC DAY-TO-DAY POLITICS!
OF COURSE, I'M REFERRING ESPECIALLY TO THE POLITICIANS!
«IN THE FIRST PLACE, GOD MADE IDIOTS! - THAT WAS FOR PRACTICE!
THEN HE MADE POLITICIANS!»
A so called REFUGEE HAS 7 YEARS, to ENTER the SWISS JOB MARKET!
That's the OFFICIAL REFUGEE POLICY of SWISS GOVERNMENT!
At UNIVERSITY ZURICH, the STUDY of HUMAN MEDICINE takes a total of 6 YEARS!
After 3 YEARS, the successful STUDENT becomes BACHELOR of MEDICINE!
After a further 3 YEARS, including 1 YEAR of CLINICAL PRACTICAL COURSES, our STUDENT becomes MASTER of MEDICINE!
IN VIEW of the future PRACTICE, I suggest this TUTORIAL within the COURSES:
PROSPECTIVE DOCTORS EXAMINE THE MIND STATE OF SWISS GOVERNMENT!
YOUR DREAM OF A HARLEY-DAVIDSON HAS BURST LIKE A BUBBLE!
Who is to blame? Of course this awful UNCLE DONALD in the WHITE HOUSE!
For he has imposed PUNITIVE TARIFFS on STEEL and ALUMINIUM from EUROPE!
RETALIATION of EUROCRATS? PUNITIVE TARIFFS on AMERICAN PRODUCTS!
WHISKY, ORANGE JUICE, BLUE JEANS and MOTORBIKES too!
Hence forgo your HARLEY-DAVIDSON! Now upset about EUROCRATS?
THEN IMAGINE, HOW THE AWFUL UNCLE DONALD WILL BURST WITH ANGER!